Intro, Drabble.
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I started Ocarina of Time knowing that there was a twist at the end, a fact which plagued my boyfriend (who was loaning me the game) with my constant crack!theories.
Then I met Sheik.
Me: I have finally figured out the real ending to Ocarina.
Him: Mm hmm...
Me: Sheik and Link makeout at the end!
Him:....
Me: I'm right, right?
Him:.... I've told you before to leave my childhood alone.
Me: I knew it. They do. They do! (and it's not my fault there are so few female Autobots.)
Him: *twitch*
Me: hehe.
That was a while ago, before I bought him a Wii for his birthday, before I decided I wanted to make him a Link hat, before I got suckered into the fandom.
Hallo! I bring an offering of a small drabble, not cut because of length, but can be cut is requested. Enjoy!
Slightly Confused PG. Drabble.
One day, Link was a boy.
And the next, he was a man.
And then, a boy again.
And then a man.
Needless to say, his body was damn confused.
Because as far as Link could tell, Sheik was a man too. All muscle and strength and pointed elbows and hips that were far too square to feel so good.
Not the soft, fair princess he had held in his dreams at all, so clearly this was a mistake, and clearly he shouldn't be here, pressed against some rock cliff his hands full of leather and fabric and warmth, Sheik's rough, bandaged hand in his hair and tongue in his mouth.
Although to be fair, this has happened far more than once.
Then I met Sheik.
Me: I have finally figured out the real ending to Ocarina.
Him: Mm hmm...
Me: Sheik and Link makeout at the end!
Him:....
Me: I'm right, right?
Him:.... I've told you before to leave my childhood alone.
Me: I knew it. They do. They do! (and it's not my fault there are so few female Autobots.)
Him: *twitch*
Me: hehe.
That was a while ago, before I bought him a Wii for his birthday, before I decided I wanted to make him a Link hat, before I got suckered into the fandom.
Hallo! I bring an offering of a small drabble, not cut because of length, but can be cut is requested. Enjoy!
Slightly Confused PG. Drabble.
One day, Link was a boy.
And the next, he was a man.
And then, a boy again.
And then a man.
Needless to say, his body was damn confused.
Because as far as Link could tell, Sheik was a man too. All muscle and strength and pointed elbows and hips that were far too square to feel so good.
Not the soft, fair princess he had held in his dreams at all, so clearly this was a mistake, and clearly he shouldn't be here, pressed against some rock cliff his hands full of leather and fabric and warmth, Sheik's rough, bandaged hand in his hair and tongue in his mouth.
Although to be fair, this has happened far more than once.
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Date: 2007-03-04 01:53 am (UTC)quite hot!! *¬*
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