The Hero of Time and the Sheikah Warrior

Posting this here, because we added a tiny hint of Link x Sheik, and because it's damn funny and we figured everyone could use a laugh or two. Written to be stupidly funny, we hope you enjoy.

Title: ZOMG CRACK LIEK WOAH (possibly part 1 in a series)
Authors: sometimesamuse & zeffyface
Date: 7/4/2008
Fandom: Legend of Zelda-ish
Pairing: Link x OC, Sheik x OC, OC x Surprise Guest, Link x Sheik
Rating: FU (for "f***ed up") ... seriously though, it's like PG or something
Word Count: 3320
Summary: Crack. Plain and simple crack, set in the LoZ universe.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, don't have any money to give you if you sue. Original plot elements are mine.
Author's Note: zeffyface and I were having a discussion about the use of OCs in fanwork - how sometimes it is necessary to have a character that fandom doesn't provide, because you need said character to do something, or be somewhere, or die on someone. That lead to a discussion on OCs versus Mary Sues, and how it is possible to create an OC character who isn't a Sue (which is all too rare in fandom). Then, of course, we had to start snarking about how canon characters react to the Sue, and this idea just popped into my head. We started writing this, our Muses chimed in as well, and it's like...we just couldn't stop. It's so bad, but so funny - I think we were both crying at one point from the laughter. Anyway, here's the "story" (if you can even call it that). Our commentary's been removed and we've cleaned up the spelling mistakes that always seem to happen in chat, but everything else is exactly as we typed it last night. Bonus points if you know (either or both of) us well enough to tell who wrote what.
Dedication: My bits are dedicated to zeffyface, because this was the best bit of therapy I've had in a while. There is nothing like staying up until 6 am typing up crack!fic that, with the commentary, spans 19 pages in Word (reduced to 6 pages when taken out of chat format and commentary removed).

WARNING: Please to be not drinking or eating anything when you're reading this. You will choke, or snort soda up your nose, or spray cracker crumbs all over your keyboard. You've been warned.

(ZOMG CRACK LIEK WOAH)


Edited, 1/4/2009: replaced the fic text with a fake lj-cut to the recently un-friends-locked entry in my journal. Story text remains unchanged.